Poll: Most Russian Hackers Would Vote for Trump Again
Facing mounting scandals and a stalled legislative agenda, President Trump currently holds a historically low approval rating for a president
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Clams: the Sluts of the Ocean
The animal kingdom presents many mysteries to science, but none more than the creatures of the ocean. However, thanks to
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Starbucks Releases ‘Fuck Everyone’ Holiday Cups
Following years of controversial holiday cup releases, Starbucks has finally found a way to satisfy all its customers. The chain’s
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Good News: Active Shooters Increase Prayer in Schools
Americans need look no further than public education to see how far the country has abandoned its principles. From taking
4 in 10 Americans Fail to Thank Troops Before Sex
Researchers at the Sexual Health and Psychology Department at Northwestern University announced the results of a national survey today revealing
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Scientist: Dinosaurs Died from Being Trapped in Solid Rock
The cause of the Cretaceous-Tertiary extinction that wiped out the dinosaurs has long been attributed to a massive asteroid that
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Oops! Cars 3 Trailer Reveals Secret of Pixar Storytelling
Attentive viewers of the latest movie trailer for Cars 3, Released by Disney/Pixar June 16, have noticed some “easter eggs”
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President Trump Demands Asylum in Russia After Hijacking Air Force One
Faced with possible charges of conspiring with Russia to influence the 2016 U.S. election, President Trump today hijacked Air Force
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North Korea Poised to Host 2018 Nuclear Winter Games
Insiders at the International Olympics Committee say the ruins of Pyongyang, North Korea, have emerged as a frontrunner for the
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Apple Releases Same iPhone
In a move sure to delight consumers and shareholders alike, Apple introduced the iPhone Same today, a new model iPhone
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‘Future of Our Species in Doubt,’ Say Leading Cockroaches
In a statement that has sent shockwaves through interspecies political circles, leading cockroaches in the areas of food salvage, brightness-level,
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My First Shooting: A Touching Look at a Rookie’s First Face-Off with an Unarmed Black
by Officer Cody Bamek I had been on the force a little over three months when my fateful day happened.
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Sanders Condemns ‘Unacceptable’ Inequality in Trump Death Camps
Delivering an impassioned speech from the steps of the U.S. Capitol today, Senator Bernie Sanders (D-VT) sharply criticized what he
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