Poll: Americans Receive Majority of News from Dark Recesses of Subconscious
In a media landscape where network and cable news viewership is plummeting while new media is on the rise, a
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President Trump Demands Asylum in Russia After Hijacking Air Force One
Faced with possible charges of conspiring with Russia to influence the 2016 U.S. election, President Trump today hijacked Air Force
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Sanders Condemns ‘Unacceptable’ Inequality in Trump Death Camps
Delivering an impassioned speech from the steps of the U.S. Capitol today, Senator Bernie Sanders (D-VT) sharply criticized what he
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Middle-Aged Man Found Abandoned in Fabric Store
Snohomish County sheriff’s officials based out of Everett, Washington, are investigating today after a man in his late 40s was
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Congressman Steps Down to Focus on Family Through New Telescope
In a major political shake-up ahead of the 2018 midterms, Rep. Bob Latta (R-Ohio), announced Tuesday that he’s leaving his
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Man Flattening Cardboard Box Tastes True Power
Brad Saunders never sought power. By all accounts, the unassuming logistics consultant and father of two was content to toil in
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Surgeon General Urges Americans to Check Chest Cavities for Favorite Sponge
At a press conference Thursday, U.S. Surgeon General Sylvia Trent-Adams confirmed that she had lost her “best” surgical sponge and
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Doomsday Clock Now Water Resistant up to 500 Meters
The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists has updated its Doomsday Clock, which indicates how close humanity is to a global catastrophe,
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Catholic Church Provides Flint Residents Faucet-Mounted Water Sanctifiers
“Finally, truly pure water for the people of Flint.” —Archbishop of Detroit. The Archdiocese of Detroit has unveiled a new
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Hero Judge: Gorsuch Saves Car from Burning Child
Newly sworn-in Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch is being hailed as a hero after risking his life to rescue a
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