Starbucks Releases ‘Fuck Everyone’ Holiday Cups
Following years of controversial holiday cup releases, Starbucks has finally found a way to satisfy all its customers. The chain’s
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Religion
Clerical Error Leads to Open Casket of Wrong George Bush
Mourners at the Capitol Rotunda in Washington to honor former President George H.W. Bush today were greeted by a confused
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Study: From 1 to Jesus, Mike Pence Devout Butterface
Heralded as the next step in natural science and the final step in Christian science, researchers of the University of
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Good News: Active Shooters Increase Prayer in Schools
Americans need look no further than public education to see how far the country has abandoned its principles. From taking
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Trump Orders Gold Stars Be Worn to Remember Synagogue Victims
President Trump has ordered that all Jewish US citizens must immediately wear gold stars in remembrance of the 11 victims
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Catholic Church Provides Flint Residents Faucet-Mounted Water Sanctifiers
“Finally, truly pure water for the people of Flint.” —Archbishop of Detroit. The Archdiocese of Detroit has unveiled a new
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