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The animal kingdom presents many mysteries to science, but none more than the creatures of the ocean. However, thanks to

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Starbucks Releases ‘Fuck Everyone’ Holiday Cups
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Following years of controversial holiday cup releases, Starbucks has finally found a way to satisfy all its customers. The chain’s

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Americans need look no further than public education to see how far the country has abandoned its principles. From taking

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Guards Dump Queen’s Body Behind Palace

At 3:18 PM GMT today, in accordance with British royal tradition, two palace guards stuffed the body of Her Majesty,

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Our Sex Life Used to Be Great, Then We Got a Stop Sign

Our sex life wasn’t always bad. For a while there it seemed like we had sex frequently in a well-lit,

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Clams: the Sluts of the Ocean

The animal kingdom presents many mysteries to science, but none more than the creatures of the ocean. However, thanks to

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I Won’t Vaccinate My Daughter Because She Probably Won’t Use Her Autism Superpowers Responsibly

By Lilly Edwards, contributor, vaxxfacts.net After my dad got needled with a polio vaccine, a truck ran him over and

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‘I’ll Believe Climate Scientists When I See Them Holding Test Tubes of Bubbly Blue Liquid’

A lot of people out there have already made up their minds that climate change is real. But as a climate

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More Busy Executives Are Saving Time by Shitting in Their Pants Standing Up

In today’s ever-changing business landscape, corporations are always focused on finding new ways to promote efficiency at the office. That’s

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Amazon to Deliver Condoms Straight to Your Penis

In January, Amazon will introduce a drone-based condom delivery service that will unwrap and unroll select condom brands directly onto

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Starbucks Releases ‘Fuck Everyone’ Holiday Cups

Following years of controversial holiday cup releases, Starbucks has finally found a way to satisfy all its customers. The chain’s

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Tom Hanks Had Sex with My Wife and I Am Fine with It

Have you ever wondered if the life you know is crumbling apart? Have you ever felt like the passion you

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Walmart Cuts Costs by Paying Greeters in ‘Exposure’

Heralding the change as an exciting opportunity for greeters, Walmart executives announced Thursday that at the start of fiscal year

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In a major political shake-up ahead of the 2018 midterms, Rep. Bob Latta (R-Ohio), announced Tuesday that he’s leaving his

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