Obama Will Give Free Medical Advice via Twitter DMs
In the wake of Republicans’ planned phaseout of ObamaCare, Americans of all infections and pestilence will now have the opportunity
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Clams: the Sluts of the Ocean
The animal kingdom presents many mysteries to science, but none more than the creatures of the ocean. However, thanks to
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Starbucks Releases ‘Fuck Everyone’ Holiday Cups
Following years of controversial holiday cup releases, Starbucks has finally found a way to satisfy all its customers. The chain’s
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Good News: Active Shooters Increase Prayer in Schools
Americans need look no further than public education to see how far the country has abandoned its principles. From taking
Aquaman’s Willem Dafoe Named People’s ‘Sexiest Man’
The editors of People Magazine unveiled their choice for 2018’s “Sexiest Man Alive” today, and fans of the hit movie
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Clerical Error Leads to Open Casket of Wrong George Bush
Mourners at the Capitol Rotunda in Washington to honor former President George H.W. Bush today were greeted by a confused
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Study: From 1 to Jesus, Mike Pence Devout Butterface
Heralded as the next step in natural science and the final step in Christian science, researchers of the University of
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Good News: Active Shooters Increase Prayer in Schools
Americans need look no further than public education to see how far the country has abandoned its principles. From taking
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Trump Orders Gold Stars Be Worn to Remember Synagogue Victims
President Trump has ordered that all Jewish US citizens must immediately wear gold stars in remembrance of the 11 victims
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SPONSORED POST As a black NFL player, the weight I carry on my shoulders goes way beyond Game Day. Racism?
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KFC Launches Incredibly Unclear ‘5 Dollars’ Promotion
Customers and staff at KFC franchises across North America tentatively held out five-dollar bills this week after the launch of
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KFC Launches Incredibly Unclear ‘5 Dollars’ Promotion
Customers and staff at KFC franchises across North America tentatively held out five-dollar bills on Monday after the launch of
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President Introduces New Ant Farm
Today President Trump welcomed the White House press corps to view his educational ant farm in an informal Rose Garden
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