McDonald’s Unveils ‘Worst Sandwich in the World’
The Golden Arches are innovating again. McDonald’s rolled out a new premium sandwich Friday that it believes can reinvigorate the
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Clams: the Sluts of the Ocean
The animal kingdom presents many mysteries to science, but none more than the creatures of the ocean. However, thanks to
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Starbucks Releases ‘Fuck Everyone’ Holiday Cups
Following years of controversial holiday cup releases, Starbucks has finally found a way to satisfy all its customers. The chain’s
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Good News: Active Shooters Increase Prayer in Schools
Americans need look no further than public education to see how far the country has abandoned its principles. From taking
The Mass Extinction of All Life on Earth: Could It Stall U.S. Job Growth?
A group of leading economists released a landmark report Tuesday suggesting the extinction of all life on Earth could affect
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America Celebrates New Mass-Shooting Record
Americans are celebrating the unparalleled achievement today of a historic mass shooting in Las Vegas that left 59 people dead
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Pence Hospitalized After Eating Oatmeal Laced with Cinnamon
Vice President Mike Pence is in critical but stable condition this afternoon after eating a bowl of oatmeal believed to have
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This Man Was Able to Make Money Using Nothing but Good Old-Fashioned Money
Mark van Schuyler was like anyone else, a young man with an uncertain future in a slow economy. But through
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Waterboard Your Child to Better Grades
Parents are always searching for a more effective and less punitive way to discipline our children and encourage behaviors that they may
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New Program Encourages Veterans to Just Commit Suicide at VA
Everyday, 21 former U.S. servicemen and women take their own lives in a tragic, final effort to escape the trauma
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New Business Pop-Tarts Feature File Pockets, Built-In Day Planner
The food brand Pop-Tarts®, known for its line of heat-and-serve food products, has introduced a new line of Business Pop-Tarts®
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Mark Hamill Grants Dying Fan’s Wish, Cuts Him in Half with Lightsaber
Dreams came true for one special little boy today. Eight-year-old Tommy Wilcox, who had been battling terminal cancer at Cedars-Sinai
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OPEC Lowers Price of Women
Citing pressure from its U.A.E and Saudi members, OPEC announced today it would take measures to lower the price of
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